Mrs. Vodila

While her husband focuses his energies into running his don’t-call-it-criminal empire, Mrs. Vodila pursues a higher, far nobler calling: bilking people with the power of new age pseudoscience. After a brief foray with ‘Wellness Dust’ (a life-changing mixture of potpourri and asbestos) and a failed ear candling franchise (abandoned after one too many customers wound up permanently deaf), she now runs the New Beginnings program, providing hope, encouragement, and incredibly dubious ‘medication’ to society’s lowest and most desperate.