The only reason “Updates Wednesdays” is still a thing in our banner is because our WP theme is very broken and has been for a while (though we are working on a very exciting solution to that problem…If all goes well WordPress woes will be a thing of the past! :D) In the meantime, what even are days of the week anymore?
-cryo

Yes, this week’s page is early because I have no self-control
-cryo