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So…those vitamins are just the less fun drugs?

Figures.

I’m sure they’ll make you nice and skinny though, those are almost all weight loss drugs I think.

Yep! Pep pills, diet pills, housewife helpers, Vitamin R…
Looks like a decent cocktail, to be honest.
Every smart home should dispense one or two with breakfast.
Coffee rations not cutting it? Just give the troops some skippy skittles!
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN STONE COLD SOBRIETY

Holy shit, because that’s what crackheads need, to get skinnier.

Especially Dan, we can’t see enough of his bone structure already. Get bonier, Dan. It’s good for you. Do it. (don’t do it.)

I know this is supposed to be an exaggeration, but it’s really only a little. Anything to do with drugs, including rehab, gets fucking dark. Count your times between your relapses, guys.

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