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Fucking Vlad.

I think that is all that needs to be said about him.

That’s all that needs to be said about Vlad, but I really have to wonder. Who the hell interacts with Vlad for more than a few seconds and thinks, “yea, this is the guy I can use to get things done.”

Things I do expect Vlad to actually do…

Submit reports to his handlers with pentagrams doodled in the margins.

Try to get girls to sleep with him by telling them he’s a secret agent.

Put himself at risk of summary execution for extreme incompetence.

“Fucking Vlad” needs to be on a t-shirt, and Vlad needs to be wearing it, because he’s too dumb to get that it’s talking about him and not a shirt specifically designed to try and get him laid.

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